Netflix in bed is my life.
I think I hate exercise so much because I am bad at it and if I’m not naturally good at a thing, I hate it and ignore it.
I’m a child.
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Dear god yes. As long as you’re hot and not a huge asshole.
Because you’ll find out your ex got married after dating a girl for a month and you’ll freak out and want to rip out your insides and cry and scream and punch and that’s not acceptable at work.
It was a hot weekend, at least by UK standards. Home from work, as is the deal on weekends - working for the public sector has its advantages. I had been outside eating with the family. Nothing fancy. Then got straight to work on putting a roof-rack on my dads car (+10 man points). Nothing…
Hey, I’m really glad you didn’t die.
Come to America now?
Two weeks off my meds
I feel like a ghost
like I can only handle a sliver of life
like floating through walls
or helping a guy solve a murder
so my soul can be at rest
or attempt to untangle
my way out of sheets
before 3 pm
and my hands pulsate
like they’re growing lightning
I don’t mean that to be as depressing at is, and that’s certainly not to say there aren’t a million things I could be improving about my outlook on life.
at the end of the day
I’m satisfied with my life.
And that’s comfortable.